breakfast in oban mangotree roadtrip 16 july 2006
(some facts and detail may be untrue or incorrect and intended for humour and not to offend)
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breakfast in oban! 16.07.06 the story in a nutshell

anorak data: depart 11.25pm after sunday service, return 4.40pm tuesday for 4.30pm opening (flight delayed – seagulls on runway!). 1 night sleep in car, 1 night luxurious hospitality from pete & sue. 862m in 41.25hrs averaging 20.896969 you cant get that going through preston at 4.00 in the morning! mobile rang 16.27pm tuesday from starving diner, how long will you be! the starter of tapti mushroom served at 6.01, 2 minutes after sitting at the table. on with the story....

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cant have a roadtrip without a motorway breakfast!

why do people put themselves through this punishment?

......good company, bad food, bad coffee, no fun!

monsters over loch lomond!

as i sleep the snapper shots

dawn at oban, gateway to the islands

soon have breakfast

past a local landmark

unfortunately not open at 7.00am

breakfast in oban

improvement on the motorway nosh. outside taj mahal got a smile and a wave from a cute scottish lassie. probably thought i was a celeb and andy my minder. pete later re-affirmed this

on yon hill ther stans a casel n its nauw shiftd

new government legislation

all public places must have low level drive in – drive out toilet facilities, we have ordered 2

further new government legislation

for not washing hands life imprisonment or £20,000 fine with zero tolerance. apparently gord thinks they can make more money out of this law than speed cameras

i am not a number, i am a free man!

new tandoori oven has been ordered

wow, could make a few pattibreads in this

get-me-out-of-here – i am a cook

on to the distillery!

fill your own bottles

1 this is the life, as much as you can carry for a fiver
2 my turn
3 now to cork and seal the bottle
4 nice job
5 do we have to leave some behind?

met some nice young ladies from delhi and mumbai

sadly didnt get their names or exchange addresses but they promised to look up the website, do get in touch!

still havnt got enough whisky– on to mcphails, elgin

practically shown door by a grumpy assistant negotiating a mangotree discount before being well attended by a smiling scottish lassie, elaine was liberal with free sampling but received a nice order

the last lap to collieston

all the whisky drinking had made me hungry so stopped at a roadside cafe for a fish dinner. 'you know sue will have lovely cooked a meal for us?', 'gulp!', then theres the rooster, bombay cock au vin, goan cham cham lamb – he continues while i visibly turn green! anyway – what you fancy for desert?!

1 brilliant hospitality from hosts pete and sue, thank you
2 then, walk (yipes, no one mentioned this!) and see the vista

back on our way home

stop at the falkirk wheel and steak pie lunch with cullen skink starter

pic of the trip

captions by email, mine begins 'kiss my ..... onion bhaji'